Stabby

From Urban Dictionary:

I feel kind of stabby today. I don't really know why, but I find myself getting really frustrated with people this afternoon. What did NOT help? An article on my Yahoo home page about a reality TV knobhead who is sooooo worried about money now that her exploitative piece-of-garbage show has been cancelled has bought a fancy new car. I had several, simultaneous reactions to this article:

1. I really don't give a flying rat's ass what Kate Gosselin drives.
2. Why is this tripe considered news?
3. WHO BUYS A CAR WHEN THERE ARE MONEY CONCERNS AND EIGHT CHILDREN TO FEED?

For some reason, it just made me stabbier than I already was.

And I was stabby. Still am. Maybe I should eat something.