Dear Mommy,

We can't quite believe you sent us to Meg's house again. Meg is nice and all, but she's our sister, not our mommy! We miss you! We want our bed! It's nice to spend some time with Millie, but that little orange guy is driving us crazy. He is always into everything and wanting to smell us and stuff. Sooooo annoying.

But we suppose, since you're coming back next week, we can make this work. Bella finally came out from under the bed this afternoon. Duchess, being royalty, has started taking over Meg's spot on the bed.

Meg is keeping the water and food dishes filled, and has plans to scoop the litter boxes soon so they don't get too stinky. That little orange twerp poops in them, so they're always going to smell bad to us.

Anyway, have fun on your trip to Pennsylvania. We really, really miss playing "Revolving Lap" and hearing you talk funny to us. We suppose we'll survive.

We've posted some pictures so you can see for yourself that we are pining for you. We might consider forgiving you--if you bring us souvenirs and promise that we will be treated like royalty for putting up with our little snotwad nephew.

Purrs and meows,

Bella and Duchess.