Oh, Robbie

Sweetie-pie, my first British Boy Toy.

I don't like it, hon.



I am SUPER-EXCITED that you have a new album coming out this fall, but if this is any indication of the rest of the album...I hate to say it, but I'm just not that into it.

But it's okay. We'll always have London Semester 1999, when I first heard "Strong" and "Angels" and "Millennium." Those long-ago, carefree days when I fell in love with the cheeky Brit and his awesome music.

I'll still be your fan, even if the rest of your new album is as...meh...as this song for me. Because you are the lad that gave me the dance-happy "Sin, Sin, Sin" and the cheesy-but-impossible-to-resist "Rock DJ." "Sexed Up" still rocks my world, and "Love Calling Earth" is pure pop genius.

Still love you, Robbie. Really, I do. Just not sure I'm going to be spending my money on this next album.