Dear Tabby,

Would you be worried if your boy kitten jumped into your laundry hamper, stuck his nose into your (obviously recently worn) panties, and started purring?

Sincerely,

Perplexed


Dear Perplexed,

I'd only be worried if he fishes them out and then sits in the window showing them off to your neighbors.



(Reply courtesy of my parents, who got a very hearty laugh out of this story.)