Monday, April 10, 2006

Beautifully Chaotic

That's my goth name. I think it suits me. ; )

In the midst of doing some lesson plans on Hawaiian music a couple of weeks ago, I found a Hawaiian name dictionary. I looked up all of my students' names and made up a list to share with them. They loved it.

Now we've moved on to Native American music (are you seeing the theme of the next concert yet?) and I was hoping to find a name generator for that. No luck, really, but I did find a page that gives you your goth name. And, though I have no interest in anything goth, I actually rather liked what it came up with for me.

Of course, it doesn't stop there. I have many personas, it seems, ready to be named.

As a pirate, I am "Tripod" Lindsey Scarr. Aaargh!

As a porn star, I am Sweatee Spankalot.

My androgenous Orc name is Zagbrúg the Devastator.

My girlie Hobbit name is Angelica Whitfoot from Pincup.

My Elven name is Alcthondiel.

My Outlaw Biker name is Bitch (of the Galloping Goats MC).

My Ya Ya name is Queen Runs-with-the-Bulls.

Should I find myself with a boyfriend anytime soon, he should endeavor to adress me by the pet name Sweetums Hot-Baby Nuts.

My Rocker name is Aretha Sabbath.

My Pro Wrestler title shall be MC Cowgirl.

Apparently, my name in Japanese is Meganu.

Should I move to the North Pole, I will take the name Sunny Fluffy-Paws (hey, I'm almost short enough to be an elf).

If you really want to be mean to me, call me Crater-Fingered Turdpoacher.

My name in Egyptian Hieroglyphs:

I might start a bluegrass band one of these days. According to one site, I should call it Dusty Desert Billies.

Your Clueless name is: Mandy Cruise! Like, WOW!!

My dragon name is Lady Fodoca the Hunted.

Apparently, behind my back, my colleagues call me Bubbles.

I prefer Princess Soprano, but if they insist...*sigh* Call me: Princess Lucinda Antonia. (It does, after all, beat that childhood nickname of Princess Foo Foo).

Another site has me as the fairy princess Melisande O'Goodness.

If I develop a sudden passion for nuts, my squirrel name is Scratchy Fluffycheeks.

La la la la la la!
La la la la laaaaa! My Smurf name is Fictitious Smurf.


In the world of Captain Underpants, I am Fluffy Bubblebiscuits.

Oh my God! Remember Transformers? Well, if I were in that show, I'd be Siderider (if I find a Voltron name generator...oh, the bliss).

How about DJ B-Side?

Watch out Britney and Jessica...here comes Kristi Elektra--and she can actually sing.

My Arapahoe name: Yawning Turtle

I'll melt your heart with my soulful crooning...just call me Ella Forgotthewords.

LOL...not sure what to say about this one: The Viceroy, Her Excellent Highness, Queen Megan. The Belligerent Queller of London.

J.K. Rowling might call me Olive Broomfleet.

My Romeo, in Shakespeare's day, would have climbed to my balcony and called me Miranda Capulet.

Your French Name is:

Jacqueline Aube


This link insists on calling me Pinky Gigglebuns.

If I watch too much NASCAR, you might have to start refering to me as Melinda Jean.

And, should I move back to England, very proper English name will be Margaret Butcher.

Right. I'm having way too much fun with this, which means I don't have a life. : P And it's past my bedtime, anyway.

(Oh, and please, just call me Meg).

Cheers,

Beautifully Chaotic

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