Twelve Years?!?!

I ran like hell as fast as I could outta Chico after five years. I eventually want a master's degree, but I can't imagine spending twelve years in college, and putting off graduation.

And having a Significant Other who was in 4th grade when I started college. Talk about Peter Pan Complex! To each their own and all that but I still think he's mad.

"If I wanted a job, I would have graduated."
-johnny's response to a job offer by National Lampoon

Well, Johnny, I have a job, and it's time for me to schlepp on some makeup, dry my hair, and get going. My kids are depending on me!